"Your ass must get jealous of all the shit
that comes out of your mouth" *
I know I'm supposed to be a "Pinner" because I'm writing this under the guise that I am but, I apologize, I don't Pinterest. My friend, Jen, does and she'll admit she's totally addicted. I'm sort of addicted through association because she's constantly sending me all this hysterical stuff that I turn around and email to someone else. I even have friends, and friends of friends, following me. (My email just binged and JC is now following what I am NOT doing on Pinterest)
I just can't have one more thing to do at this computer of mine. Between blogging, resetting my Twitter so I can lose some of the people following me, emails, online shopping (JK), etc. I can't get sucked in or I won't have a life outside of this box and it's frickin' fifty-four degrees in Chicago right now.
I do have some absolute favorites of the hundreds Jen has emailed to me. HERE THEY ARE...
WINE-PONG
"Because She's Classy" *
Ok...this one you can read yourself!
"This is by far your most fucked up idea ever...
I'll be there in 10 minutes" *
AND MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE...
"Let me write that in my 'Things I don't give a fuck about' notebook" *
*I apologize for the F' bombs but, sadly I must admit it's one of my favorite words. Also, I couldn't get these morsels of sunny disposition any larger without making them more blurry. Someone help me please!
I'm trying to get rid of the meaningless blah, blah, blah in my life. Whether that's people or material goods or things I've been doing, it's going. Housekeeping time...maybe early Spring cleanup? I'll be gentle about it, I promise. At work, they used to call me the "Velvet Hammer". Have to get that back out!
Oh, and the one right above it, my friends know they can call on me at anytime with shenanigans up their sleeves and I won't hesitate! I just might have to change out of my pajamas!
2.) Are you on Pinterest? Share the last five items you pinned, choose one and let it inspire a blog post.
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Such language has never been heard by my virgin ears or uttered by my virgin tongue.
Well then, you're a better person than me : )
And now you have a new follower following your non-Pinterest following. Because I don't pin either. It's just too much (it's also blocked at work so that takes away 8 free hours I could be donating to it) and I know I'll get sucked in with all the pretty. But at the same time I'm kinda like my house looks like shit. I don't need to be reminded of what it could look like if I cleaned it, bought nicer furniture, or made better financial decisions. I'd do it for food maybe. Just food. And then I'd get sucked into shoes and funny sayings because come on, do you know how many times I'm going to think "Let me write that in my 'Things I don't give a fuck about' notebook" today?
And a better person than me...
In all fairness, I deleted some of the comment thread from the first poster. He was just joking. Sorry Jack!
The F bomb is one of my favorite words too. As vulgar as it is. Stopping by from Mama Kats
I so agree! I would get sucked in and I don't want that at all. Food...now that's intriguing. Shoes? I'd do a lot to get me some of the ones I love!
Maybe it's alot of advice that we don't need right now?
Glad we'll be on the same wave length...the notebook!
Hi Jessica,
Nothing quite like it to add emphasis to a point. For me, sometimes it just slips out all by itself. Thanks for the visit!
I love that you are a "pinner" but not on Pinterest. Have seen most of the ones you shared and I loved them on here just as much as I do on Pinterest.
I would love to be on Pinterest but I know me and I would be sucked into all the cool and creative stuff out there. My friend sends me the sayings she knows I'd love so I'm set. Thanks for visiting and liking my choices.
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