"Your ass must get jealous of all the shit
that comes out of your mouth" *
I know I'm supposed to be a "Pinner" because I'm writing this under the guise that I am but, I apologize, I don't Pinterest. My friend, Jen, does and she'll admit she's totally addicted. I'm sort of addicted through association because she's constantly sending me all this hysterical stuff that I turn around and email to someone else. I even have friends, and friends of friends, following me. (My email just binged and JC is now following what I am NOT doing on Pinterest)
I just can't have one more thing to do at this computer of mine. Between blogging, resetting my Twitter so I can lose some of the people following me, emails, online shopping (JK), etc. I can't get sucked in or I won't have a life outside of this box and it's frickin' fifty-four degrees in Chicago right now.
I do have some absolute favorites of the hundreds Jen has emailed to me. HERE THEY ARE...
"Because She's Classy" *
Ok...this one you can read yourself!
"This is by far your most fucked up idea ever...
I'll be there in 10 minutes" *
AND MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE...
"Let me write that in my 'Things I don't give a fuck about' notebook" *
*I apologize for the F' bombs but, sadly I must admit it's one of my favorite words. Also, I couldn't get these morsels of sunny disposition any larger without making them more blurry. Someone help me please!
I'm trying to get rid of the meaningless blah, blah, blah in my life. Whether that's people or material goods or things I've been doing, it's going. Housekeeping time...maybe early Spring cleanup? I'll be gentle about it, I promise. At work, they used to call me the "Velvet Hammer". Have to get that back out!
Oh, and the one right above it, my friends know they can call on me at anytime with shenanigans up their sleeves and I won't hesitate! I just might have to change out of my pajamas!
2.) Are you on Pinterest? Share the last five items you pinned, choose one and let it inspire a blog post.