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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Things That Happen In Alleys...

Thank God for the distraction of writing but, mostly, reading!

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There are two distinct worlds in Chicago’s Lincoln Park neighborhood; the beautifully maintained brownstones and three flats of the street fronts, and the alleyways that exist almost secretly behind them.


Alleys have their own eco-system it seems; even their own terrain with mountains of trash, ruts and potholes big enough to warrant Jeep Wranglers. ANIMALS, People, Smells.

I’ll bet it’s a different world than most of us know. Yet, I do because I lived on an alley for eight years.

Things happen daily in alleys. 

Then there’s THINGS THAT HAPPEN in alleys.

I’ve seen lovers locked and been that lover. One felt slightly intrusive, the other steamy on a cold winter’s night.

Muggings were seen, and heard, from my bedroom window; Fights, both domestic and drunken brawls.

People waited for you to empty your dinner’s trash with hopes of something decent to eat so, most often, you'd bring a full paper plate out instead.

Cars driven in nearly foot deep ice ruts with no choice but to do a sliding sideswipe of a passing vehicle. Been there, done that. Oops!

I’ve witnessed a garbage bag filled with clothes intended for the Laundromat disappear from the apartment to discover moments later it was mistakenly dumped in the alley as trash but reconciled the anger immediately as somebody needier finally had baby clothes.

There was a late night standoff in cars when all I wanted was to turn into my parking spot and another refused, mid-block, to back up ten feet. I’m stubborn; we sat for 20 minutes, me signaling him to please back up and receiving “the finger” in return. Not my brightest moment but DIDN’T move either!

Have you ever seen rats the size of toddlers (not quite that big but BIGGER than you could ever imagine) with beady red eyes staring you down?

But…

The worst thing I ever saw was a boy dressed up as a girl earning money the only way he knew how because he, surely, was desperate.